No, I will not catch a grenade for you...
But I will bake for your if I know you’re upset, or just because I feel like it, leave post-it notes relevant to your life around your bedroom, listen to you, and pretend to be interested in your new linus system and how fast it can restart, and I’ll try.
An ugly personality, can destroy a pretty face.
It’s not about the size of the boat, it’s about the motion of the ocean. Just...– Kirsten aka my sister on the topic of penis size (via devinfabulous) Be careful what you wish for, honey.
"Awhh. You have grown so much! I remember when you...
And I’m like: WHO ARE YOU?? My dad’s from this really tiny town in Northern Ontario where everbody is related. So when my great-grandmother turned 90 there was this big family reunion (my great-grandmother had 7 kids, who each had at least 3 kids, some of whom now have kids). People would recognize me because I look so much like my dad and come up and hug me and start talking about...
Aislinn's middle name is Claire.
itsemilybetch: Did they name her character Clare on purpose? Probs not. But nonetheless Clareception.
misfitsandco: stupidasssongseriously: Morty’s...
Reasons to move to Canada
itsemilybetch: wesleyshamster: Degrassi Degrassi Cast Endless supply of moose and penguins Maple Syrup Degrassi Bagged Milk Heath Care Degrassi Maple Syrup Degrassi Cast Same-sex marriage is legal there… :) This too! This too!
why does Alli like guys that treats her like dirt?...
degrassiisdrama: makes no sense This is why I really liked the sound of Mo. I want to see someone like Alli for who she is. Not just because she’s hot, but because when you peel away the shallow, she’s got a good heart.
So, I'm just gonna be over here, doing my shit
And you can be over there, doing your shit. And if I don’t like the shit you’re doing, I won’t follow you. And if you don’t like the shit I’m doing, you won’t follow me. And we’ll both just be doing our things all peaceful-like. Cool? Cool.
You’re like a little cockney Hannah Montana!– Alan Carr on Adele and her success in the US. (via jewahl)
“Pregnant girls aren’t allowed at Degrassi.” Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure, they’re not.
Joey Jeremiah you are a horrid hypocrite
You totally chewed Craig out for joyriding and you’re driving the Simpson’s car around Toronto at 14.
Watching Degrassi Junior High like a boss. Found a chocolate orange from Christmas in my hassock. This night is full of win.
This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5...
paying-for-prestige: igotamoustache: MONEY. Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money. if i dont get any money omg… Wait, how did the ancient Chinese philosophy know about Tumblr?
Reasons to move to Canada
wesleyshamster: Degrassi Degrassi Cast Endless supply of moose and penguins Maple Syrup Degrassi Bagged Milk Heath Care Degrassi Maple Syrup Degrassi Cast Penguins? We don’t have native penguins. Unless you’re planning to move to the Montreal Biodome. Penguins live in Antartica. As in the South Pole.